[BITList] Why I Love my Single Malt!

[John Feltham]

For those north of the border....



I finally got around to going fishing this morning but after a while,  
I ran out of worms.

Then I saw a cottonmouth snake with a frog in its mouth, and frogs are  
good bass bait.

Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in its mouth, I  
grabbed it right behind the head, took the frog and put it in my bait  
bucket.

Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit.

I pulled out my hip flask, in which I had put some single malt  
Laphroaig, and poured a little bit down its mouth.

Its eyes rolled back and it went limp. I released it into the lake  
without any hassles. And carried on my fishing with the frog.

A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot.

There was that same snake: with two frogs in its mouth!



ooroo

Bad typists of the word, untie.