[BITList] Little Johnny - again,
John Feltham
wulguru.wantok at gmail.com
Mon Nov 2 00:51:31 GMT 2009
LITTLE JOHNNY STRIKES AGAIN
The teacher asked the class to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence
Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm,
and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating."
The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word
"fascinate, not fascinating".
Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see Rock City and
I was "fascinated."
The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use
the word "fascinate."
Little Johnny raised his hand.
The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny
before.
She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word
"fascinate", so she called on him.
Johnny said, "My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her
boobs are so big she can only fasten eight."
The teacher sat down and cried
ooroo
Bad typists of the word, untie.
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