[BITList] Bravery

[John Feltham]

A ringer from a huge cattle station in outback Australia appeared  
before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.

"Well, I can think of one thing," the ringer offered. "Once, on a trip  
to the backblocks of Broken Hill out in New South Wales, I came across  
a gang of bikies, who were threatening a young Sheila. I told them to  
leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.  So, I approached the  
largest and most heavily tattooed bikie and smacked him in his face,  
kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the  
ground.

I yelled, "Now, back off!!  Or I'll kick the s#&t out of the lot of  
ya’s!"

St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?"

"Just a couple minutes ago..."















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Bad typists of the word, untie.




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