[BITList] Fwd: Holy Water

[John Feltham]

Subject: Holy Water


A little boy was sitting on the curb with a gallon of turpentine and  
shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.

A little while later a Priest comes up and asked the little boy what  
he had.

The little boy replied "This is the most powerful liquid in the world  
and it's called turpentine".

The Priest said, "No, son the most powerful liquid in the world is  
Holy Water. If you take some of this Holy Water and rub it on a  
pregnant woman's belly, she will pass a healthy baby."

The little boy said, "You can take some of this here turpentine and  
rub it on a cat's ass and it will pass a motorcycle."


ooroo

Bad typists of the word, untie.




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