[BITList] Some Laws....Newton forgot !

[John Feltham]

Some Laws....Newton forgot !


Law of queue : If you change queues, the one you have left will start
to move faster than the one you are in now.

Law of the Telephone : When you dial a wrong number, you never get an
engaged tone.

Law of Mechanical Repair : After your hands become coated with grease,
your nose will begin to itch.

Law of the Workshop : Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least
accessible corner.


Law of the Alibi : If you tell the boss you were late for work because
you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a
flat tire.


Bath THEOREM : When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.


LAW OF ENCOUNTERS : The probability of meeting someone you know
increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen
with.

LAW of the RESULT : When you try to prove to someone that a machine
won't work, it will!

LAW OF BIOMECHANICS : The severity of the itch is inversely
proportional to the reach.

THEATRE RULE : People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle  
arrive last.

LAW OF COFFEE : As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your
boss will ask you to do something which will last until
the coffee is cold.



ooroo

Bad typists of the word, untie.




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