[BITList] Business decisions

[John Feltham]

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The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two  
people, Debra or Jack.

It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers.

Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who  
used the water cooler the next morning.

Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying  
all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin.

The boss approached her and said, 'Debra, I've never done this before  
but I have to lay you or Jack off.'

'Could you jack off?' she says. 'I feel like shit.'


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