[BITList] 090514 Children's Science Exams [SEC=UNCLASSIFIED]

[John Feltham]

YOU REALLY ?HAVE TO LOVE THESE KIDS.

Children’s Science Exam

If you need a good laugh, try reading through these real children's  
science exam answers....

Q: Name the four seasons.?
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to  
drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large  
pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists..

Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?(Brilliant, love this!)?
A: Keep it in the cow.

Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water  
tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon,  
and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.

Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.

Q: What happens to your ?body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental

Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.  
(The kid gets an A+ for this answer!)

Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.?
A: Premature death.

Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.g., abdomen)
A: The body is consisted into three parts -- the brainium, the borax  
and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax  
contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the  
five bowels A, E, I, O, and U.

Q: What is the fibula?
A: A small lie.

Q: What does 'varicose' mean? (I do love this one...)?
A: Nearby..

Q: Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarian Section.'?
A: The Caesarian Section is a district in Rome.

Q: What does the word 'benign' mean?'
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.



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Bad typists of the word, untie.




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