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Summary of  Life 
GREAT  TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE  LEARNED: 
1) No  matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.  
2) When your Mum is mad  at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.  
3) If your sister hits  you, don't hit her back. They always catch the  
second person.   
4) Never  ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.  
5) You can't trust dogs  to watch your food.    
6) Don't sneeze when  someone is cutting your hair.  
7) Never hold a  Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.  
8) You can't hide a  piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.  
9) Don't wear polka-dot  underwear under white shorts.  
10) The best place to be  when you're sad is Grandpa's  lap. 


GREAT  TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE  LEARNED: 
1) Raising  teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.  
2) Wrinkles don't hurt.  
3) Families are like  fudge..mostly sweet, with a few nuts.  
4) Today's mighty oak is  just yesterday's nut that held its ground.  
5) Laughing is good  exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.  
6) Middle age is when  you choose your cereal for the fibre, not the  toy. 

GREAT  TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD  
1) Growing old is  mandatory; growing up is optional.  
2) Forget the health  food. I need all the preservatives I can get.  
3) When you fall down,  you wonder what else you can do while you're  down 
there.   
4) You're  getting old when you get the same sensation from  a rocking chair 
that you  once got from a  roller coaster.   
5) It's  frustrating when you know all the answers but  nobody bothers to ask 
you the questions.  
6) Time may be a great  healer, but it's a lousy beautician.  
7) Wisdom comes with  age, but sometimes age comes alone.  

THE FOUR  STAGES OF LIFE: 
1) You  believe in Santa Claus.    
2) You don't believe in  Santa Claus.   
3) You are  Santa Claus.   
4) You look  like Santa Claus.  

SUCCESS:  
At age 4 success is . .  . not piddling in your pants.  
At age 12 success is . .  . having friends.   
At age 17  success is . having a drivers license.  
At age 35 success is . .  having money.   
At age 50  success is . . having money.  
At age 70 success is .  .. ... having a drivers license.  
At age 75 success is . .  having friends.   
At age 80  success is . . not piddling in your  pants. 

Pass this  on to someone who could use a laugh.  
Always remember to  forget the troubles that pass your way; BUT  NEVER forget 
the blessings that come each day.  
Have a wonderful day  with many *smiles*  
































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