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Four  worms and a lesson to be learned!!!!
A minister decided that a visual  demonstration would add emphasis to his 
Sunday  sermon.
Four worms were placed into four  separate jars.
The first worm was put into a  container of alcohol.
The second worm was put  into a container of cigarette smoke.
The  third worm was put into a container of chocolate  syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a  container of good clean soil.
At the  conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported  the following 
results:
The first worm in  alcohol-  Dead
The second worm in cigarette  smoke-  Dead
Third worm in chocolate  syrup-  Dead
Fourth worm in good clean  soil-  Alive.

So the Minister asked the congregation  –
What did you learn from this  demonstration???
Maxine was sitting in the  back, quickly raised her hand and  said,
As long as you drink, smoke and eat  chocolate, you won't have  worms!'   



That  pretty much ended the service … 

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