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The Gynecologist Who Wanted to be a Mechanic!

A  gynecologist had become fed up with the cost of malpractice insurance, NHS 
 paperwork and was burned out.  Hoping to try another career where skilful  
hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic.

He went to  the local technical college, signed up for evening classes, 
attended diligently,  and learned all he could.

When the time for the practical exam  approached, the gynecologist prepared 
carefully for weeks and completed the exam  with tremendous skill.
When the results came back, he was surprised to find  that he had obtained a 
score of 150%.  Fearing an error, he called the  instructor, saying, "I don't 
want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding  result, but I wonder if 
there is an error in the grade."

The instructor  said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, 
which was worth 50%  of the total mark.

"You put the engine back together again perfectly,  which is also worth 50% 
of the mark."

After a pause, the instructor  added, "I gave you an extra 50% because you 
did it all through the exhaust,  which I've never seen done in my entire  career.

 
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