[BITList] cussing

[Ronald Thomas]

WHEN TO START CUSSING! 
             A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their 
             bedroom. 'You know 
             what?' says  the 6 year old.  'I think it's about time we 
             started cussing. The 4 year old nods his head in 
             approval.  The 6 year old continues, 'When we go 
             downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say  something 
             with hell and you say something with ass..'  The 4 year 
             old agrees with enthusiasm. 
                  When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks 
             the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast,  he replies, 
             'Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have 
             some Cheerios.' 
                 WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across 
             the 
             kitchen  floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his 
             eyes out, with his 
             mother in  hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. 
             His mom locks him in his room and shouts, 'You can 
             stay there until I let you out!' 
              She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year 
             old and asks with a stern voice, 'And what do YOU 
             want for breakfast, young man?'  I don't know, he 
             blubbers, 'but you can bet your fat ass it won't be 
             Cheerios!'                                  PASS THIS ON IF YOU LAUGHED!!!
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