[BITList] OLDIE FUNNY

[KENNETH567 at aol.com]

A petrol  station owner  in Dublin was  trying to increase his  sales. 



   
So, he  put  up a sign that read, 'Free Sex with  Fill-Up.' 

Soon Paddy  pulled in,  filled his tank and asked for his free  sex. 
The  owner told him to pick a  number from 1 to 10. 

If he guessed  correctly, he would get his free  sex. 

Paddy guessed 8,  and the  proprietor said, 'You were close. 
The  number was 7.  Sorry.. No sex this  time.' 

A week later, Paddy, along  with his friend Mick, pulled in for  another 
Fill-up. Again  he asked for his  free sex. 

The proprietor again gave  him the same story, and asked him to guess the  
correct  number. 
Paddy guessed 2 this  time. The proprietor said, 'Sorry,  it was  3. 
You were close, but no free sex this  time.' 

As they were driving away,  Mick said to  Paddy, 
'I think that game  is rigged and he doesn't really give  away free  sex.'  

 
Paddy replied,  'No it ain't,  Mick. It's not rigged at all at  all. 
My wife won  twice last  week.' 






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