[BITList] Fwd: The Future of the nursery rhymes....?

[Michael Feltham]

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From: "Stan Thomson"
Date: 6 March 2009 22:33:13 GMT
To: "Mike Feltham" <mj.feltham at madasafish.com>
Subject: Fw: FW: The Future of the nursery rhymes....?




Subject: Fwd: FW: The Future of the nursery rhymes....?




The future of nursery rhyme

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
The structure of the wall was incorrect
So he won ten grand from Claims Direct.




It's Raining, It's Pouring
Oh sh!t, it's Global Warming.



.
Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her
Between two chunks of bread.


Mary had a little lamb
It ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up its @rse
And turned its wool to nylon.



Georgie Porgie Pudding and Pie
Kissed the girls and made them cry...
When the boys came out to play
He kissed them too cause he was gay.


Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
To have a little fun.
Jill, the dill,
Forgot her pill,
And now they have a son.



Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
And planned to do some kissing...
Jack made a pass
And grabbed her ass
Now his two front teeth are missing.



Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece was white and wispy.
Then it caught Foot and Mouth Disease
And now it's black and crispy.























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