[BITList] About those Church Hymns

[John Feltham]

    About  those Church Hymns










    A  minister decided to do something a little  different one Sunday  
morning.






















He  said 'Today, in church, I am going to say a  single word and you  
are going to help me preach.
Whatever single word I say, I want you to  sing whatever hymn that  
comes to your mind.'











The  pastor shouted out 'CROSS.'

Immediately  the congregation started singing in unison,  'THE OLD   
RUGGED CROSS.'
The pastor  hollered out 'GRACE.'





The  congregation began to sing 'AMAZING  GRACE, how sweet the sound.'
The pastor said 'POWER.'





The  congregation sang 'THERE IS POWER IN THE  BLOOD.'
The  Pastor said 'SEX.'




The  congregation fell into total silence.
Everyone was in shock.




  They  all nervously began to look around at each other  afraid to  
say anything.








Then  all of a sudden, way from in the back of the  church,
a little old 87 year-old  grandmother, stood up and began to sing   
'PRECIOUS  MEMORIES.'



Pass  this along and make someone smile today (I just  did).

Gotta  Love Little Old  Ladies.


Laugh...  it burns calories

















ooroo

Bad typists of the word, untie.




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