[BITList] FW: Daddy Long legs

[john robertson]

A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he
reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in his
eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such
innocent eyes. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went
over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention.
He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating. 'Daddy, what are those two
spiders doing?' she asked. 'They're mating,' her father replied. 'What do
you call the spider on top?' she asked. 'That's a Daddy Longlegs,' her
father answered. 'So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?' the little girl
asked. As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question
he replied, 'No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.' The little girl,
looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then lifted her foot and
stomped them flat. 'Well, we're not having any of that gay shit in our
garden' she said.


 

 

 

 



 

 

 


 

 

 

 



 

 

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