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[Ronald Thomas]

   A man had two of the best seats at the FA Cup final.
  As he sits down, another man comes along and asks if anyone is sitting
   in the seat next to him.
   "No", he says, "the seat is empty."
   
  "This is incredible!" said the man, "who in their right mind would have
   a Seat like this for the FA Cup Final, the biggest sporting event of the
  year,and not use it?"
   He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed
   to come with me, but she passed away. This is the first Cup Final we
   haven't been together since we got married."

   "Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. I guess you couldn't
   find someone else, a friend or relative or even a neighbour to take the
   seat?"
   The man shakes his head...
   

  "No. They're all at the funeral." 

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