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CREATIVE PUNS FOR "EDUCATED MINDS"

1.  The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.  He acquired his size from too much pi.

2.  I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

3.  She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

4.  A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.

5.  The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.

6.  No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationary.

7.  A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

8.  A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

9.  Two silk worms had a race.  They ended up in a tie.

10.  Time flies like an arrow.  Fruit flies like a banana.

11.  A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall.  The police are looking into it.

12.  Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

13.  Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway.  One hat said to the other, 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.'

14.  I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger.  Then it hit me.

15.  A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said:  'Keep off the Grass.'

16.  A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital.  When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, 'No change yet.'

17.  A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

19.  The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

20.  The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

21.  A backward poet writes inverse.

22.  In democracy it's your vote that counts.  In feudalism it's your Count that votes.

23.  When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion

24.  Don't join dangerous cults:  Practice safe sects!



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