[BITList] Message from the Government]

[Ronald Thomas]

Reckon that they have gort it about right.     RTinF
 





 



 Subject: Message from the Government



 Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown
of the  economy, your Government has decided to
 implement a scheme to put workers 50 years of age and older
on early  retirement. This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).

Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to the government to
be eligible  for the SHAFT scheme (Special Help After Forced Termination).

 Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed
under the SCREW program (Scheme Covering Retired Early Workers). A person may be
RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED  as many times as the government deems appropriate.

 Only persons who have been RAPED can get AIDS (Additional
Income for  Dependants & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance). Obviously, persons who 
have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by the government.

 Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on, will receive as
much SHIT 

(Special High Intensity Training) as possible. The government has always prided itself in the amount of SHIT it gives out. Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring this to the attention of  your local MP. They have been trained to give you all the SHIT you can handle.








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