[BITList] Glass of Water

[John Feltham]

One night a father sent his son upstairs to bed. Five minutes later  
the boy screamed, "Dad! Can you get me a glass of water!?!" "No. You  
had your chance. Be quiet and go to sleep." A minute later the boy  
screamed, "Dad! Can you PLEASE get me a glass of water?" "No. You had  
your chance. Next time you ask I'll come up there and spank you." A  
minute later the boy yelled, "Dad, when you come up to spank me can  
you bring me a glass of water?"



ooroo

Bad typists of the word, untie.