[BITList] Fwd: Sign at Golf Club in Scotland

[Michael Feltham]

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From: "Stan Thomson"
Date: 26 July 2009 17:35:53 BST
To: "Mike Feltham" <mj.feltham at madasafish.com>
Subject: Fw: Sign at Golf Club in Scotland












Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scotland , UK

1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART.

2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP.

3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN!

4. AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING.

5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER.

6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.

7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU.

8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS.

9. QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING.

10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.

WELL DONE... NOW, FLUSH THE URINAL,  WASH YOUR HANDS AND GO OUTSIDE,  
AND TEE OFF.











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