[BITList] same, same!

[CT's]

Your Afternoon Smile.


  A plane leaves Los Angeles airport under the control of a Jewish
  captain.

  His co-pilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together,
  and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike.

  Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the
  autopilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters, 'I don't like
  Chinese.'

  'No rike Chinese?' asks the co-pilot, '....why not?'

  'You people bombed Pearl  Harbor, that's why!'

  'No, no,' the co-pilot protests, 'Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah! That Japanese, not Chinese.'

  'Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese... doesn't matter, you're all alike!'

  There's a few minutes of silence.......

  'I no rike Jews either!' the co-pilot suddenly announces.

  'Oh yeah, why not?' asks the Jew captain.

  'Jews sink Titanic.'

  'What? That's insane! Jews didn't sink the Titanic!' exclaims the
  Jew captain, 'It was an iceberg!'

  'Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg ....no mattah... alla same.'



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