[BITList] Gary & the Blonde

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            GARY & THE BLONDE 
         
            
         
           
          
         
           Gary, a handsome gray haired dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm.. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. 
         
           
          
         
           The 10 pm news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump. 
         
            
         
           
          
         
           The blonde looked at Gary and said, "Do you think he'll jump?" 
         
           
          
         
           Gary said, "You know, I bet he'll jump." 
         
           
          
         
           The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." 
         
           
          
         
           Gary placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!" 
         
            
         
           
          
         
           Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death. 
         
           
          
         
           The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Gary, saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money." 
         
            
         
           
          
         
           Gary, being an honest guy, replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 pm news, and so I knew he would jump." 
         
           
          
         
           The blonde replied, "I did too, but didn't think he'd do it again." 
         
           
          
         
           Gary took the money... 
         
           
            
            
          
         
             
          
         
                 
         
         


         
         
         
         
         
         


         
         
         
         
         
         
         
         
         
         

          
       
       
       

       
       
       
       


     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     

      
   
   


   



   
   



   





   
   
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