[BITList] Ask A Stupid Question

[John Feltham]

Maggie, a blonde city girl, marries a New Zealand dairy farmer.

One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, farmer John says to  
Maggie,

"The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows  
today. I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above the cow's stall in  
the barn.You show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?"

  Then the farmer leaves for the fields.

After a while, the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on  
the front door.

  Maggie takes him down to the barn. They walk along the row of cows  
and when she sees the nail, she tells him, "This is the one...right  
here."

Terribly impressed by what he seemed to think just might be another  
dizzy blonde, the man asks,”Tell me lady, how did you know this is the  
cow to be bred?"

”That's simple. By the nail over its stall", Maggie explains very  
confidently.

Then the man asks, "What's the nail for?"

She turns and walks away, and with complete confidence, says, "I guess  
it's to hang your trousers on."




ooroo

If you don't hear the knock of opportunity - build a door.

Anon.



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