[BITList] 26th January - Happy Australia Day!!!

[John Feltham]

MAAAAAATE!

Being Australian is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for  
a Belgian beer, then traveling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a  
Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch  
American shows on a Japanese TV.

Oh and...... Only in Australia ... can a pizza get to your house  
faster than an ambulance.

Only in Australia ... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the  
Way To the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy  
People can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in Australia ... do people order double cheeseburgers, large  
Fries and a DIET coke.

Only in Australia ... do banks leave both doors open and chain the  
Pens to the counters

Only in Australia .... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars on  
the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.

Only in Australia ... do we use answering machines to screen calls and  
Then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't  
want To talk to in the first place.

Only in Australia ... are there disabled parking places in front of a  
skating rink.

142 Aussies were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new  
shirts.

58 Aussies are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of  
screwdrivers.

31 Aussies have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while  
The fairy lights were plugged in.

8 Aussies had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit  
cigarette in their mouth.

A massive 543 Aussies were admitted to Emergency in the last two years  
After opening bottles of beer with their teeth.

And finally.... In 2000 eight Aussies cracked their skull whilst  
throwing up into the toilet

IF YOU'RE PROUD TO BE AUSTRALIAN SEND THIS ON!


HAPPY AUSTRALIA DAY!!!! 
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