[BITList] Rolex Watch

[John Feltham]

An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he calls his grandson to his  
bedside. "Grandson, I wannayou lissinato me.

I wannafor you to take my chrome-plated .38 revolver so you will  
always remember me."

"But grandpa," said the grandson, "I really don't like guns. How about  
you leaving me your Rolex watch instead."

"You lissinato me!" said the Don. "Sommaday you gonnabe runnada  
business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsamoney, a big home and  
maybe a couple of bambino.

"Sommaday you gonncoma home and maybe findayou wife innabed with  
another man. Whattayou gonnado then - pointa to your fuggin'  
Rolexawatch and say, TIME'S UP?"





ooroo

If you don't hear the knock of opportunity - build a door.

Anon.



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