[BITList] Fwd: A heart warming story

[John Feltham]

Hey, listen up - This one sure is a Heart Warming Story...enjoy and  
adios!






Bill and Sam, two elderly friends, met in the park every day to feed  
the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems.

One day Bill didn't show up. Sam didn't think much about it and  
figured maybe he had a cold or something. But after Bill hadn't shown  
up for a week or so, Sam really got worried.

However, since the only time they ever got together was at the park,  
Sam didn't know where Bill lived, so he was unable to find out what  
had happened to him.

A month had passed, and Sam figured he had seen the last of Bill, but  
one day, Sam approached the park and -- lo and behold! --there sat  
Bill! Sam was very excited and happy to see him and told him so. Then  
he said, 'For crying out loud Bill, what in the world happened to you?'

Bill replied, 'I have been in jail.'

'Jail?' cried Sam. 'What in the world for?'

'Well,' Bill said, 'you know Sue, that cute little blonde waitress at  
the coffee shop where I sometime go?'

'Yeah,' said Sam, 'I remember her. What about her?'

'Well, one day she filed rape charges against me; and, at 89 years  
old, I was so proud that when I got into court, I pled 'guilty'?

'The damn judge gave me 30 days for perjury.'








ooroo

If you don't hear the knock of opportunity - build a door.

Anon.



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