[BITList] Dress code for seniors

[John Feltham]

If you are not yet 50 - log this into your memory bank or pass it  
along to your older friends.

SENIOR DRESS CODE

Many of us over 50, WAY over 50, or on the way to 50 are quite  
confused about how we should present ourselves. We're unsure about the  
kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as  
we try to conform to current fashion.

In spite of what you may have seen on the streets, the following  
combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:

1. A nose ring and bifocals

2. Spiked hair and bald spots

3. A pierced tongue and dentures

4. Miniskirts and support hose

5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads

6. Speedo's and cellulite

7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar

8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor

9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge

10. Pierced nipples that hang below the waist

11. Bikinis an d liver spots.

12. Short shorts and varicose veins.

13. Inline skates and a walker..

And the ultimate 'Bad Taste' in fashion for the older folks...

14. Thongs and Depends.



Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in your mind when you shop.

ooroo

If you don't hear the knock of opportunity - build a door.

Anon.



-------------- next part --------------
An HTML attachment was scrubbed...
URL: http://lists.bcn.mythic-beasts.com/pipermail/bitlist/attachments/20090113/ad0dac6b/attachment.shtml