[BITList] FBI

[John Feltham]

Job Opening – FBI

The FBI had a job opening for an assassin.  After all the background  
checks, interviews and testing were done, there were three finalists;  
two men and a woman.  For the final test, the FBI agents took one of  
the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.

"We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what  
the circumstances.  Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in  
a chair.......Kill Her!"

The man said, "You can't be serious.  I could never shoot my wife."

The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job.  Take  
your wife and go home."

The second man was given the same instructions.  He took the gun and  
went into the room.  All was quiet for about 5 minutes.

The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my  
wife."  The agent said,  “You don't have what it takes.  Take your  
wife home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions  
- to kill her husband.  She took the gun and went into the room.   
Shots were heard, one after another.  They heard screaming, crashing  
and banging on the walls.

After a few minutes all was quiet.  The door opened slowly and there  
stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.  "This gun is loaded  
with blanks," she said.  "I had to beat him to death with the chair."


MORAL:

Women are crazy.  Don't mess with them!