[BITList] Fwd: [Joke] ITALIAN VIRGIN

[Michael Feltham]

The same friend sent me this !

Mike
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Subject: Fw: [Joke] ITALIAN VIRGIN





ITALIAN VIRGIN




Maria had just gotten married, and being a traditional Italian she was  
still a virgin. On her wedding night, staying at her mother's house,  
she was very nervous.

Her mother reassured her;

'Don't worry, Maria, Tony's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take  
care of you.

Meanwhile, I'll be making pasta.'

So, up she went. When she got upstairs, Tony took off his shirt and  
exposed his hairy chest. Maria ran downstairs to her mother and says,  
'Mama, Mama, Tony's got a big hairy chest.'

'Don't worry, Maria,' says the mother, 'all good men have hairy chests.
Go upstairs. He'll take good care of you.'

So, up she went again. When she got up in the bedroom, Tony took off  
his pants exposing his hairy legs. Again, Maria ran downstairs to her  
mother. 'Ma ma, Mama, Tony took off his pants and he's got hairy legs!'

'Don't worry! All good men have hairy legs. Tony's a good man

Go upstairs and he'll take good care of you.'

So, up she went again. When she got there, Tony took off his socks and  
on his left foot he was missing three toes. When Maria saw this, she  
ran downstairs. 'Mama, Mama, Tony's got a foot and a half!'

Her Mama said, 'Stay here and stir the pasta. This is a job for the  
Mama!'




Hey!  don't blame me; I'm just forwarding this! Charles







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