[BITList] Smartypants?

[John Feltham]

Mike  was getting married to Karen so his father sat him down for a  
little chat.  He said, 'Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding  
night in our  honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to  
your mother, and said, Here  - try these on.   She did and said, These  
are too big. I can't wear them. I  replied, Exactly. I wear the pants  
in this family and I always will.  Ever  since that night, we have  
never had any problems.

Mike  thought that might be a good thing to try.  On his honeymoon,  
Mike took off  his pants and said to Karen, 'Here - try these on.'   
She tried them on and  said, 'These are too large.. They don't fit  
me.'  Mike said, 'Exactly. I  wear the pants in this family and I  
always will.  I don't want you to ever  forget that.'

Then Karen took off her pants and handed them  to Mike. She said,  
'Here, you try on mine.'  He did and said, 'I can't get  into your  
pants.'  Karen said, 'Exactly. And if you don't change your  smart-ass  
attitude, you never will.'



ooroo

Bad typists of the word, untie.