[BITList] FW: Best one in a long time! "Three women go to Mexico..."

[Robbo]

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Three women go to Mexico ...

Three women go to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation. 

They get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they  are to be
executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the
night before..

The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is asked if
she has any last words. She says, 

"I just graduated from Trinity Bible College and believe in the almighty
power of God To intervene on the behalf of the innocent." 

They throw the switch and nothing happens. They all immediately fall to the
floor on their knees,
beg for forgiveness, and they release her.


The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words.. 

"I just graduated from the Harvard School of Law and I believe in the
Power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent." 

They throw the switch and again, nothing happens. Again they all immediately
fall to their knees, beg for forgiveness and release her.

The last one (you know it), a blonde, 

is strapped in.  

She says ... 

and I can just hear her saying it ... 

"Well, I'm from The Georgia Institute of Technology and just graduated with
a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell ya'll right now, ya'll
ain't gonna electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in."....

 



 

 


 

 

 

 



 

 

 

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