[BITList] Fwd: How times have changed

[John Feltham]

                                                      A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man
reading a book, and noticed he had his collar
 on backwards.
                                                                                               The little boy asked why he 

 
wore his collar backwards

 
The man, who was a Priest, said:

 

'I am a Father.'

 
The little boy replied:

 
'My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that.'

 

The priest looked up from his book

 
and answered:

 
'I am the Father of many.'

 
The boy said:

 
'My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two

 
grandchildren and he doesn't wear

 
his collar that way!'

 
The Priest, getting impatient, said:

 
'I am the Father of hundreds'

 
and went back to reading his book.

 
The little boy sat quietly thinking for

 
a while, then leaned over and said:

 
'Maybe you should wear a condom and

 
your pants backwards instead of your collar'.

 

 
 
 

ooroo

Bad typists of the word, untie.




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