[BITList] If you insist on politically correct jokes, best to just delete this ...

[John Feltham]

Aussie  Humour.....!!!!




Police in  Sydney have found a bomb outside a mosque. 

They've told the public not to panic as they've managed to push it inside. 

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During last night's high winds an African family were killed by a falling tree. 

A spokesman for the  Sydney  City Council said 'We didn't even know they were living up there'. 

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Asian Minorities in the Australia have complained that there is not enough television shows with minorities in mind, so Crimewatch is being shown 5 times a week now. 


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I just saw that Harry Potter film. A bit unrealistic if you ask me. I mean, a ginger haired kid, with two friends?

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A woman brings eight-year-old Johnny home and tells his mother that he was caught playing doctors and nurses with Mary, her eight-year old daughter. 

Johnny's mother says, "Let's not be too harsh on them........ they are bound to be curious about Sex at that age." 

"Curious about Sex?" replies Mary's mother. "He's taken her appendix out!" 


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I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pick pocketed. 

How could anyone stoop so low? 


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I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan bloke standing on a fifth floor balcony shaking a carpet. 

I shouted up to him, "What's up Abdul, won't it start?"


 





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Bad typists of the word, untie.




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