[BITList] Knot Hole

[John Feltham]

A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large  
plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped, and every  
once in a while, a $20 bill fell out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this,  
a policeman stopped her, and said, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling  
out of that bag."

"Oh, really? Darn it!" said the little old lady.  "I'd better go back  
and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me officer."

"Well, now, not so fast," said the cop.  "Where did you get all that  
money? You didn't steal it, did you?"

"Oh, no, no", said the old lady. "You see, my back yard is right next  
to the football stadium parking lot. On game days, a lot of fans come  
and pee through a knot hole in the fence, right into my flower garden.  
It used to really tick me off. Kills the flowers, you know.  Then I  
thought, 'why not make the best of it?' So, now, on game days, I stand  
behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with my hedge clippers.

Every time some guy sticks his pecker through my fence, I surprise  
him, grab hold of it and say, 'O.K., buddy! Give me $20, or off it  
comes.'

"Well, that seems only fair," said the cop, laughing.  "OK.. Good  
luck! Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?"

"Well, you know", said the little old lady, "not everybody pays."


ooroo

Bad typists of the word, untie.