[BITList] Should Your Vicar Try It On Also

[fredmno at aol.com]

At 
                  Sunday church the local Vicar explains that he must move on to 
                  a larger congregation that will pay him 
                  more. 
There is a hush 
                  within the congregation. No one wants him to leave because he 
                  is so popular. 

Fred Smith, who 
                  owns several car dealerships in Southland and Otago, stands up 
                  and proclaims: 'If the Vicar stays, I will provide him 
                  with a new Holden every year and his wife with a Honda 
                  mini-van to transport their children!' 

The congregation 
                  sighs in appreciation and 
                  applauds. 

Sam Brown, a successful 
                  entrepreneur and publican, stands and says, ‘If the Vicar 
                  will stay on here, I'll personally double his salary and 
                  establish a foundation to guarantee 
                  private


                  

                  
secondary 
   
               school education of his children!' 

More sighs and 
                  loud applause. 

Agnes Jones, 
                  age 88, stands and announces with a smile, 'If the Vicar 
                  stays, I will give him sex.' 

There is total 
                  silence. 

The Preacher, blushing, asks 
                  her: 'Mrs. Jones, you're a wonderful and holy lady, 
                  whatever possessed you to say 
                  that?' 

Agnes's 90-year old husband, Joe, 
                  is now trying to hide, holding his forehead with the palm of 
                  his hand and shaking his 
                  head from side to side, while his wife 
                  replies: 'Well, I just asked 
                  my husband how we could help, and he said, 'Fuck 
                  him'. 
 










              

                

                  

                  
 






            

            
 



            

         
   

            
 



            

            

            
 



            

              

              

                

                  

                  

                  

                  
 








            

            
 








      

      
 


      
 

      
 

      

      
 


      

        

        

          

            

              

              

                

                  
 


                

                  
 





            












      

      
 






  

    

      

        

        

          

            
 


          

            
 





      







 


 


 







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