[BITList] Fwd: Wally's Wedding Night

[Michael Feltham]

Have we heard this before ?

Mike
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From: "Ken Gray" <kengray234 at btinternet.com>
Date: 2 August 2009 11:32:08 BST

Subject: FW: Fwd: Fw: Wally's Wedding Night










----- Original Message -----
From: June





Wally's Wedding Night


At 78 years of age, Wally married Anne, a lovely 25 year old.


Since her new husband is so old, Anne decides that after their wedding  
she and Wally should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned  
that her new but aged husband may overexert himself if they spend the  
entire night together.


After the wedding festivities Anne prepares herself for bed and the  
expected 'knock' on the door.


Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Wally, her 78  
year old groom, ready for action.


They unite as one.


All goes well, Wally takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go  
to sleep.


After a few minutes, Anne hears another knock on her bedroom door, and  
it's Wally.


Again he is ready for more 'action.'


Somewhat surprised, Anne consents for more coupling.


When the newlyweds are done, Wally kisses his bride, bids her a fond  
goodnight and leaves.


She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha you guessed it...... Wally  
is back again, rapping on the door, and is as fresh as a 25-year-old,  
ready for more 'action.'


And, once again they enjoy each other.


But as Wally gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, 'I  
am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and  
so often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were  
only good once. You are truly a great lover, Wally.'


Wally, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Anne and says, 'You mean I was  
here already?'



The moral of the story:

Don't be afraid of getting old, senior moments have advantages.


















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