[BITList] Camels

[HUGH]

John,

I've got a worse camel joke than that.

A man wished to hire a camel for a desert expedition.  He was directed to a 
camel hire place where a selection was displayed to him, and he selected one 
that looked the part.

"A fine choice," said the salesman, "You propose a long expedition, so, when 
you take it along to the oasis to allow it to stock up with water, make sure 
you brick it."

"What do you mean - brick it?" he asked.

"It's easy," said the salesman, "Just as it's about to stop drinking, having 
taken on board a massive amount of water, take two bricks and bang them 
together on its bollocks.  It'll draw in it's breath and suck in a good many 
extra gallons."

"God," said the man, "That will be painful."

"Not at all," said the salesman, "Not as long as you keep your fingers out 
of the way."

Hugh.