[BITList] Round engines versus turbines.
John Feltham
wulguru.wantok at gmail.com
Tue Apr 21 14:10:21 BST 2009
>
> I don't know who wrote this, but it is VERY well said!
>
> DEDICATED TO ALL THOSE WHO FLEW BEHIND/BETWEEN ROUND ENGINES We
> gotta get rid of those turbines, they're ruining aviation and our
> hearing.
>
> A turbine is too simple minded, it has no mystery. The air travels
> through it in a straight line and doesn't pick up any of the pungent
> fragrance of engine oil or pilot sweat.
>
> Anybody can start a turbine. You just need to move a switch from
> "OFF" to "START" and then remember to move it back to "ON" after a
> while. My PC is harder to start.
>
> Cranking a round engine requires skill, finesse and style. You have
> to seduce it into starting by pumping and priming. It's like waking
> up a not-so-horny mistress to get her going. On some planes, the
> pilots aren't even allowed to do it.
>
> Turbines start by whining for a while, then give a lady -like poof
> and start whining a little louder.
>
> Round engines give a satisfying rattle rattle, click click, BANG,
> more rattles, another BANG, a big macho FART or two, more clicks, a
> lot more smoke and finally a serious low pitched roar. At night the
> flames curl around the exhaust so seductively. We like that. It's
> a GUY thing.
>
> When you start a round engine, your mind is engaged and you can
> concentrate on the flight ahead - starting a turbine is like
> flicking on a ceiling fan: useful, but, hardly exciting. When you
> have started his round engine successfully your Crew Chief looks up
> at you like he'd let you kiss his girl, too!
>
> Turbines don't break or catch fire often enough, which leads to
> aircrew boredom, complacency and inattention. A round engine at
> speed looks and sounds like it's going to blow any minute. This
> helps concentrate the mind!
>
> Turbines don't have enough control levers or gauges to keep a
> pilot's attention. There's nothing to fiddle with during long
> flights.
>
> Turbines smell like a Boy Scout camp full of Coleman Lamps. Round
> engines smell like God intended machines to smell.
>
> Pass this on to old guys who flew recoprocating engines (or their
> sons, or anyone who flew them, ever).
>
>
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