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[Michael Feltham]

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From: "Allan Lee McKay"
Date: 10 April 2009 20:28:39 BST
To: "Michael Feltham" <mj.feltham at madasafish.com>

Bottle of Wine

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold  
Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally  
demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt. God works in  
mysterious ways. After they crawl out of their cars, the man is  
yelling about women drivers. The woman says, 'So, you're a man. That's  
interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing  
left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should be  
friends and live in peace for the rest of our days.'
Flattered, the man replies, 'Oh yes, I agree completely, this must be  
a sign from God! But you're still at fault...women shouldn't be  
allowed to drive.' The woman continues, 'And look at this, here's  
another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of  
wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and  
celebrate our good fortune.'
She hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement,  
opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle, puts the cap back on and hands it back to  
the man.
The man asks, 'Aren't you having any?'
The woman replies, 'No. I think I'll just wait for the police...'

MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women are clever, evil bitches.
Don't mess with them.



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