[BITList] Little Johnny

[Ronald Thomas]

> **Which part of your body goes to heaven first?***
> 
> A nun asked her class this question:
> 'When you die and go to Heaven which part of your body goes
> first?'
> Suzy raised her hand and said, 'I think it's your hands.'
> 'Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?'
> Suzy replied, 'because when you pray, you hold your hands
> together in front of you and God just takes your hands first.'
> 'What a wonderful answer!' the nun said.
> Little Johnny raised his hand and said, 'Sister, I think it's
> your feet.'
> The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. 'Now,
> Little Johnny, why do you think it would be your feet?'
> Little Johnny said, 'Well, I walked into mummy and daddy's
> bedroom the other night and mummy had her legs straight up in
> the air and she was saying, 'Oh! God, I'm coming!'
> 'If dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her.'
> 
> The Nun fainted.. 


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