[BITList] Great aussie joke!

[John Feltham]

Chinese man decides to move to Australia after 50 years of living in  
Shanghai. He  buys a small piece of land near to Mt Isa. A few  days  
after moving in the  friendly Aussie neighbour decides to go across   
and welcome the new guy  to the region, so he goes next door but on  
his way up the drive-way  he sees the Chinese man running around his   
front  yard chasing  about 10 hens not wanting to interrupt these   
"Chinese  customs", he  decides to put the welcome on hold for the day.
The next day, he  decides to try again, but just as he is about
to knock on the  front door, he looks through the window and sees the  
Chinese man  urinate into a glass and then drink it. Not wanting to  
interrupt  another "Chinese custom", he decides to put the welcome on  
hold for  yet another day. A day later he decides to give it one last  
go, but  on his way next door, he sees the Chinese man leading a bull  
down  the drive-way, pause, and then put his head next to the  bull's   
bum.
The Aussie  bloke can't handle this, so he goes up to the Chinese man  
and says  "Jeez Mate, what the hell is it with your Chinese customs? I  
come  over to welcome you to the neighbourhood, and see you  running  
around the yard after hens. The next day you are pissing in  a glass,  
and drinking it, and then today you have your head so  close to that  
bull's bum, it could just about shit on  you."
The Chinese man is very taken back and says "Sorry sir, you  no   
understand, these no Chinese customs I doing, these  Australian  
Customs."
"What do you mean mate" says the Aussie,  "Those aren't  Australian  
customs."
"Yes they are, man at  travel agent tell me" replied the Chinese   
man," He say to  become true Australian, I learn chase chicks, drink  
piss, and  listen to bull-shit"



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