[BITList] HOME SECURITY

[CT's]

HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM 

1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots. 
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine. 
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines. 
4. Leave a note on your door that reads: 

Bubba, Big Jake, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer. 

Be back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls - they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up bad. 

I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. 

Anyway, I locked all four of 'me in the house.  Better wait outside. 

Cooter
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