[BITList] From my old friend , George

[Tom Gardiner]

   The miracle of toilet paper

   
   
   TOILET PAPER

  Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small.

  Instead of characteristically telling me it's not  so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

  If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of
  toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds'.

  Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand
  in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.

  'How long will this take?' I asked.

  They will grow larger over a period of years,' my husband replies.

  I stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper
  between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the
  years?'

  Without missing a beat he says, 'Worked for your arse, didn't it?'




  He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, He may even walk
  again, although he will probably continue to take his meals
  through a straw.

  Stupid, stupid man