[BITList] Not very often the lose owt!

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oni in Yorkshur!

?A rugby league fan is 
drinking in a Yorkshire bar, 
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he gets a call on his mobile 
phone. He hangs up, grinning


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from ear to ear, and orders 
a round of drinks for


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everybody in the bar, 
announcing his wife has just given


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birth to a typical 
Yorkshire baby boy weighing 25 
pounds.


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Nobody can believe that any 
new baby can weigh in at 25


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pounds, but the rugby fan 
just shrugs and replies, 'That's


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about average in Yorkshire... like I said, my boy's 
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typical Yorkshire baby boy. Gonna be a rugby league 
player.'


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Congratulations showered him 
from all around, amid


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many exclamations of 'WOW!' 
One woman actually


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fainted due to sympathy 
pains.


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Two weeks later, he returns 
to the bar. The bartender


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says, 'Say, aren't you the 
father of that typical Yorkshire


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baby that weighed 25 pounds 
at birth?


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Everybody's been making bets 
about how big he'd be in


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two weeks. So, how much does 
he weigh now?'


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The proud father answers, 
'Twenty pounds.'


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The bartender is puzzled, 
concerned and a little


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suspicious. 'What happened? 
He already weighed 25


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pounds the day he was 
born!'


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The Yorkshireman takes a 
slow swig of his Samuel Smith's,


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wipes his lips on his shirt 
sleeve, leans into the bartender


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and proudly says,'Had him 
circumcised...'


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