[BITList] RAF Pilots

[John Feltham]

An RAF fighter pilot walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very  
attractive woman.

He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a  
moment.

The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"

"No," he replies, "I just got this state-of-the-art watch, and I was  
just testing it."

The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special  
about it?"

The fighter pilot explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me  
telepathically."

The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"

"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties...."

"The woman giggles and replies, "Well, it must be broken because I am  
wearing panties!"

The fighter pilot smirks, taps his watch and says, "Damn thing's an  
hour fast."



ooroo

If you don't hear the knock of opportunity - build a door.

Anon.