[BITList] IN THE BEGINNING, THE AUSSIE VERSION

[John Feltham]

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>  In the beginning God created day and night. He created day for  
> footy matches, going to the beach and BBQs
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> He created night for going fishing,sleeping
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> and BBQs,and God saw that it was good.
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> On theSecond Day, God created water - for surfing, swimming and BBQs  
> on the beach and God saw that it was good.
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> On the Third Day God created the Earth to bring forth plants - to  
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> and yeast for beerand wood for BBQs, and God saw that it was good.
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> On the Fourth Day God created animals
> and crustaceans for chops, sausages,steak and prawns for BBQs, and  
> God saw that it was good.
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> On the Fifth day God created a Bloke - to go to the footy, enjoy the  
> beach, drink the beer and eat the meat and prawns at BBQs, and God  
> saw that it was good.
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> On the Sixth Day God saw that the Bloke was lonely and needed  
> someone to go to the footy, surf, drink beer, eat and stand around  
> the barbie with.
> So God created Mates,and God saw that they were good Blokes, and God  
> saw that it was good.
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> On the Seventh Day God looked around at the twinkling barbie fires,  
> heard the hiss of opening beer cans and the raucous laughter of all  
> the Blokes. He smelled the aroma of grilled chops and sizzling  
> prawns and God Saw that it was good ... well, almost good.
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> He saw that the Blokes were too tired to clean up and needed a rest.
> So God created Sheilas-to clean the house, to bear children, to  
> wash, to cook and to clean the barbie, and then God saw that it was  
> not just good. It was better than that, it was bloody awesome!
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> IT WAS AUSTRALIA!!!!!
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ooroo

If you don't hear the knock of opportunity - build a door.

Anon.



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