[BITList] Fwd: The Cat

[Michael Feltham]

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Subject: Fw: The Cat












  The Cat





A man absolutely hated his wife's cat
and decided to get rid of him one
day by driving him 20 blocks
from his home and leaving him at the park.

As he was getting home, the cat was
walking up the driveway.

The next day he decided to drive the cat
40 blocks away. He put the beast
out and headed home.

Driving back up his driveway,
there was the cat!

He kept taking the cat further and further and the cat would always  
beat him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn  
right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right  
until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and  
left the cat there.

Hours later the man calls home to his wife:



"Jen, is the cat there?"

"Yes," the wife answers, "why do you ask?"

Frustrated, the man answered, "Put the smart ass on the phone, I'm  
lost! and need directions!"


  The cats response.





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