[BITList] Never panic

[John Feltham]

Presence of mind!!!!!!!! !!!!!!

In a shop a man asked for 1/2 kg of butter. The salesperson, a young  
boy, said that only 1kg packs were available in the shop, but the man  
insisted on buying only 1/2 kg.

So the boy went inside to the manager's room and said "An idiot  
outside wants to buy only 1/2 kg of butter".

To his surprise, the customer was standing behind him. So the boy  
added immediately,  "And this gentleman wants to buy the other  
half!!!!!!".

After the customer left, the manager said, "You have saved your  
position by being clever enough at the right time. Where do you come  
from?."

To this the boy said, "I come from Mexico. The place consists of only  
prostitutes and football players!!!!! ".

The manager replied coldly, "My wife is also from Mexico."

To this the boy asked excitedly, "Oh yeah? Which team does she play  
for?"


Hows that?????

Believe in your presence of mind and never panic!!!!!!! !



ooroo

If you don't hear the knock of opportunity - build a door.

Anon.