[BITList] British weather

[John Feltham]

In deference to the Archbishop of Canterbury and the Ministry for  
Political Correctness, it was announced today that the erratic and  
unpredictable climate in the United Kingdom will no longer be referred  
to as 'British Weather'

In order to avoid offending a sizable and highly esteemed proportion  
of the population by calling it what it is, henceforth it will be  
known as 'Islamic Weather'. That is, partly Sunni but mostly Shi'ite.