[BITList] 60's Child...

[John Feltham]

Don't know if this applies to me - born in the 30s.


Getting old is not for sissies

It's been fun being a baby boomer... until now. Some of the artists of  
the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging  
baby boomers:

They include:

Herman's Hermits --- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker

Ringo Starr --- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends

The Bee Gees --- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip?

Bobby Darin --- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash

Roberta Flack --- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face

Johnny Nash --- I Can't See Clearly Now!



Paul Simon --- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver

The Commodores --- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom

Marvin Gaye --- Heard It Through the Grape Nuts

Procol Harem --- A Whiter Shade of Hair

Leo Sayer --- You Make Me Feel Like Napping

The Temptations --- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone

Abba --- Denture Queen


Tony Orlando --- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall


Helen Reddy --- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore


Leslie Gore --- It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want Too!

Willie Nelson --- On the Commode Again

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ooroo

If you don't hear the knock of opportunity - build a door.

Anon.



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